The Canteen's Favourite One Liners
- You have to have two or they wont wobble.
- Miss Brahms - A Change Is As Good As A Rest
- If she wants to come over and give my wibbly wobblies a swing would I create?
- Mr Humphries - A Change Is As Good As A Rest
- I do not respond to any mans finger
- Mrs Slocombe-A Bliss Girl
- Nobody is shouting up my skirt saying they recognize the face
- Mrs Slocombe - It Pays To Advertise
- I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mate!
- New Look
- It's very well hung, sir.
- Closed Circuit
- If my pussy isn't attended to by eight o'clock, I shall be strokin' it for the rest of the evening trying to calm it down!
- The Junior
- I used to dangle myself like a carrot in front of them... but I never let them get a nibble.
- Closed Circuit
- There would be raised eyebrows in the trade if it were found out that I'd been alone in the Gents with a junior.
- A Bliss Girl
- Fame at last!
- Oh What a Tangled Web
- And if he looks down between his legs now you and I have got fifty percent of sweet fanny.
- Diamonds Are a Man's Best Friend
- I'm glad I don't have your nerve in my tooth!
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- Please tell us your name, and what planet you're from
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